An innovative form of winter cross-training at the local Hooter's was enthusiatically attended by (from left to right) Pete Eddington (event instigator), Mark "Monty" Montgomery, Paul Ward (birthday boy), Darryl May (photographer's husband), Elliot Kaufman (patriarch), "Shoeless" Noel Griffin, John "Johnny Nitro" McKoane, Mark "Boozer" Boozell and Kurt "Flash" Fiene. (Not shown: Jayne "The Body" Aspan.)

[There is no truth to the widespread allegations that the bevy of unidentified beauties in the back row were paid large sums of money to pose and provide their services.]